Maybe the cow is the goddess’s pet! She’s the key to all this! And super cute. They are all cute, except Malene who is badass beautiful.
And YAY IVAN! You are the first apostle! Or something! I love this comic so much.
Given Ivan’s urgent rushing, and AA’s nonchalant stroll out of an alley into the street, I’m fully expecting a collision course, in the most comical manner possible.
I love Jenn’s theory of Ivan being the first apostle of Sellorine đ
I totally expected Ivan to write a full 3 page letter and then leave, but this is so much better. Love the guy. But he doesn’t have the book!! At least not in his hands
THE FITNESSGRAM PACER TEST IS A MULTISTAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST THAT PROGRESSIVELY GETS MORE DIFFICULT AS IT CONTINUES. THE 20 METER PACER TEST WILL BEGIN IN 30 SECONDS. LINE UP AT THE START. THE RUNNING SPEED STARTS SLOWLY, BUT GETS FASTER EACH MINUTE AFTER YOU HEAR THIS SIGNAL. [BEEP] A SINGLE LAP SHOULD BE COMPLETED EACH TIME YOU HEAR THIS SOUND. [DING] REMEMBER TO RUN IN A STRAIGHT LINE, AND RUN AS LONG AS POSSIBLE. THE SECOND TIME YOU FAIL TO COMPLETE A LAP BEFORE THE SOUND, YOUR TEST IS OVER. THE TEST WILL BEGIN ON THE WORD START. ON YOUR MARK, GET READY, START.
I am the Auditing Director of my own asshole. I direct the auditing of accounting and financial data of various banks within my asshole. During the Bank independent examination of financial information, I found out about this dormant account containing a contract balance fund $8.9 Million Dollars, The funds $8.9 Million dollars belongs to Late American Contractor Late Corey Cockledockle, he executed LNG pipeline contract for Ghana Petroleum commission , i will Tell you how the funds will be transferred to your bank account legitimately immediately i receive your response indicating your readiness to receive the funds and i want 50% of the funds after it is transferred to your bank account nominated by you.
Reply to private email address : snakebutt69@gmail.com
OWN A MUSKET FOR HOME DEFENSE, SINCE THAT’S WHAT THE FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED. FOUR RUFFIANS BREAK INTO MY HOUSE. “WHAT THE DEVIL?” AS I GRAB MY POWDERED WIG AND KENTUCKY RIFLE. BLOW A GOLF BALL SIZED HOLE THROUGH THE FIRST MAN, HE’S DEAD ON THE SPOT. DRAW MY PISTOL ON THE SECOND MAN, MISS HIM ENTIRELY BECAUSE IT’S SMOOTHBORE AND NAILS THE NEIGHBORS DOG. I HAVE TO RESORT TO THE CANNON MOUNTED AT THE TOP OF THE STAIRS LOADED WITH GRAPE SHOT, “TALLY HO LADS” THE GRAPE SHOT SHREDS TWO MEN IN THE BLAST, THE SOUND AND EXTRA SHRAPNEL SET OFF CAR ALARMS. FIX BAYONET AND CHARGE THE LAST TERRIFIED RAPSCALLION. HE BLEEDS OUT WAITING ON THE POLICE TO ARRIVE SINCE TRIANGULAR BAYONET WOUNDS ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO STITCH UP. JUST AS THE FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED.
16 thoughts on “Chapter 2 Pages 113-114”
noa
slay ivan let’s go bud
oh look its asslord 0-0 confrontation?
Jenn H
Maybe the cow is the goddess’s pet! She’s the key to all this! And super cute. They are all cute, except Malene who is badass beautiful.
And YAY IVAN! You are the first apostle! Or something! I love this comic so much.
Jessica J
Given Ivan’s urgent rushing, and AA’s nonchalant stroll out of an alley into the street, I’m fully expecting a collision course, in the most comical manner possible.
I love Jenn’s theory of Ivan being the first apostle of Sellorine đ
Mel
Gosh their hair is so luscious
BĂștany AsmunnchĂ©r
Fuck yeah, go Ivan!
Garbanzo Beans
I totally expected Ivan to write a full 3 page letter and then leave, but this is so much better. Love the guy. But he doesn’t have the book!! At least not in his hands
Virgilio McNess
Give your new site a boost, submit your site now to my asshole.
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SPAM
THE FITNESSGRAM PACER TEST IS A MULTISTAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST THAT PROGRESSIVELY GETS MORE DIFFICULT AS IT CONTINUES. THE 20 METER PACER TEST WILL BEGIN IN 30 SECONDS. LINE UP AT THE START. THE RUNNING SPEED STARTS SLOWLY, BUT GETS FASTER EACH MINUTE AFTER YOU HEAR THIS SIGNAL. [BEEP] A SINGLE LAP SHOULD BE COMPLETED EACH TIME YOU HEAR THIS SOUND. [DING] REMEMBER TO RUN IN A STRAIGHT LINE, AND RUN AS LONG AS POSSIBLE. THE SECOND TIME YOU FAIL TO COMPLETE A LAP BEFORE THE SOUND, YOUR TEST IS OVER. THE TEST WILL BEGIN ON THE WORD START. ON YOUR MARK, GET READY, START.
brutexx
Maybe the cow IS the goddess.
jfc does it ever stop getting better
this gave me goosebumps and brought tears to my eyes đ„ș obsessed with this story keep up the amazing work
DT Saranya
Glad to hear it – thanks so much for the kind feedback. đ
James Osei
Hello,
Happy New Year ,
I am the Auditing Director of my own asshole. I direct the auditing of accounting and financial data of various banks within my asshole. During the Bank independent examination of financial information, I found out about this dormant account containing a contract balance fund $8.9 Million Dollars, The funds $8.9 Million dollars belongs to Late American Contractor Late Corey Cockledockle, he executed LNG pipeline contract for Ghana Petroleum commission , i will Tell you how the funds will be transferred to your bank account legitimately immediately i receive your response indicating your readiness to receive the funds and i want 50% of the funds after it is transferred to your bank account nominated by you.
Reply to private email address : snakebutt69@gmail.com
Warm Regards
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BĂștany AsmunnchĂ©r
Wow… an actual nigerian prince scam spam.
SPAM
OWN A MUSKET FOR HOME DEFENSE, SINCE THAT’S WHAT THE FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED. FOUR RUFFIANS BREAK INTO MY HOUSE. “WHAT THE DEVIL?” AS I GRAB MY POWDERED WIG AND KENTUCKY RIFLE. BLOW A GOLF BALL SIZED HOLE THROUGH THE FIRST MAN, HE’S DEAD ON THE SPOT. DRAW MY PISTOL ON THE SECOND MAN, MISS HIM ENTIRELY BECAUSE IT’S SMOOTHBORE AND NAILS THE NEIGHBORS DOG. I HAVE TO RESORT TO THE CANNON MOUNTED AT THE TOP OF THE STAIRS LOADED WITH GRAPE SHOT, “TALLY HO LADS” THE GRAPE SHOT SHREDS TWO MEN IN THE BLAST, THE SOUND AND EXTRA SHRAPNEL SET OFF CAR ALARMS. FIX BAYONET AND CHARGE THE LAST TERRIFIED RAPSCALLION. HE BLEEDS OUT WAITING ON THE POLICE TO ARRIVE SINCE TRIANGULAR BAYONET WOUNDS ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO STITCH UP. JUST AS THE FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED.
Jessica J
The Late Corey Cockledockle? Sounds like an alias or associate of Mr. Asslord’s đ€Ł
NoobishRandom
Spam takeover arc?
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