I hope he writes something nice to the cleric in his good-bye. There has to be some good times in the church but now that Ivan has experienced more it is time for him to move out and become an adult. I somewhat feel sorry for Sticks up butt but I hope when he reads Ivan’s good-bye, he smiles and says something “go find your place Ivan, I hope you come back 1 day then tell me of your story and return the church’s books”
A scene with Ivan running through the city with a stack of book would be pretty funny
I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: THE HIGH PRIEST OF ORIDELL IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER
HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING LIFE
That’s right, he took his religion-fuckin’
sticky stick out and it pissed on my fucking life, and he said his stick was “THIS BIG,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my pages: High Priest of Oridell, you’ve got small magic. It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what MY magic looks like.
That’s right, baby. All emotion, no books, no writing — look at that, it looks like two fireballs and a lightning strike. He fucked my life, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Church. That’s right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Church, I’m gonna go higher; I’M PISSING ON THE RELIGION! How do you like that, High Priest?! I PISSED ON THE RELIGION, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking CHURCH, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
Something nice as a goodbye, and also prove that the church rules would mandate to help the little omlette. Stealing the relevant books was also what i thought, but it seems a little forced in terms of story arch. Feels right, but a little too short and easy?
13 thoughts on “Chapter 2 Pages 111-112”
SirButcher
He is going to get himself banned as well, won’t he? That face has a strike of a stroooooong table-flip desire.
Phil H
Putting the clock over the trail of the time dragon is a great nod while getting across the basics that time is passing
Sparkax
5 words, repeated: “Go fuck yourself, I’m out!”
PFalcon
4 keys, 3 keys, 2 keys… There’s a secret countdown happening here!
ChaosD
We’re heading towards a key moment!
Jo_ke
I hope he writes something nice to the cleric in his good-bye. There has to be some good times in the church but now that Ivan has experienced more it is time for him to move out and become an adult. I somewhat feel sorry for Sticks up butt but I hope when he reads Ivan’s good-bye, he smiles and says something “go find your place Ivan, I hope you come back 1 day then tell me of your story and return the church’s books”
A scene with Ivan running through the city with a stack of book would be pretty funny
ML_based
I look forward to Ivan nailing his 3 page thesis to the door of the church.
Neil
Ivan is going to do the right thing. He believes in Eggie.
He’s going to write, “I believe in *her*” and nothing else.
Noa
Ivan’s gonna take the sole key once it appears, innit he?
A three page thesis on Eggie yes.
Scot
I have another copypasta in mind…
I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: THE HIGH PRIEST OF ORIDELL IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER
HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING LIFE
That’s right, he took his religion-fuckin’
sticky stick out and it pissed on my fucking life, and he said his stick was “THIS BIG,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my pages: High Priest of Oridell, you’ve got small magic. It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what MY magic looks like.
That’s right, baby. All emotion, no books, no writing — look at that, it looks like two fireballs and a lightning strike. He fucked my life, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Church. That’s right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Church, I’m gonna go higher; I’M PISSING ON THE RELIGION! How do you like that, High Priest?! I PISSED ON THE RELIGION, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking CHURCH, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
commentator
Something nice as a goodbye, and also prove that the church rules would mandate to help the little omlette. Stealing the relevant books was also what i thought, but it seems a little forced in terms of story arch. Feels right, but a little too short and easy?
Smalls
That’s the face of someone who’s about to fuck shit up!. You go Ivan!
I don't quite remember
It’ll take a lot of eloquence to make three pages out of “It was the right thing to do.”