Chapter 3 Pages 64-65

Guys? What if she tries to give her little sister the birds and the bees talk? Like right here right now?

9 thoughts on “Chapter 3 Pages 64-65

  1. Ivan should legit set Rav on fire and laugh while he screams in agony.

    1. … That kind of sadistic crap gets old fast, especially when group cohesion is necessary for survival

  2. @Tsath That seems a bit much. Blowing those blades of grass down the back of Rav’s shirt every day until he stops would probably be adequate

  3. @tsath Or a blinding light spell rise n shine routine at godawful in the morning. If he set it up right, he could convince a half awake rav to be halfway done with some morning chore before realizing it’s 4am

  4. THE TALK? NOW? well, a champion must know everything about life

  5. OH MAN SHE SAID “WE NEED TO TALK”..little good ever comes of that phrase

  6. You get to haze the new guy ONCE. After that, you’re being an asshole, as well as putting your own safety and the safety of the unit at risk.

  7. Mootilda cannot traverse the mountains. She’ll have to pick a nice farm.

    1. If Mootilda can’t climb mountains there is a longer path around the mountains. Its not clear how slow the climbing mountains would be compared to taking the flatter, longer path especially if Mootilda is no longer available to pack their belongings.

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