Imagine mugging someone in an alley and then realizing they're the champion of a god and also probably have anime on their side. That's some skyrim NPC "let's rob the dragonborn" energy.
To be fair I think the scariest thing about robbing Eggie at this point in time would be getting violently introduced to Malene.
6 thoughts on “Chapter 3 Pages 276-277”
SPAM
LETS BE REAL, IF EGGS GOT MUGGED SHE’D END UP WITH ANYWHERE BETWEEN 1 AND 12 NEW FRIENDS.
hmmm
How will Malene get up?
DisGuy
EXTREME HANDSTAND PUSHUP
Dzhentato
Rapunzel/Eggie: I have decided to trust you.
Flynn/Asslord: A terrible choice, really.
Bob the Moose
Asslord is an expert on alley muggings. He’d also have you believe he’s an expert on a lot of things. You know what he is an expert on? Gertrude the chicken.
Linneroy
Well, he’s honest about lying all the time, at least, that county for something.
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