Chapter 3 Pages 276-277

Imagine mugging someone in an alley and then realizing they're the champion of a god and also probably have anime on their side. That's some skyrim NPC "let's rob the dragonborn" energy.

To be fair I think the scariest thing about robbing Eggie at this point in time would be getting violently introduced to Malene.

7 thoughts on “Chapter 3 Pages 276-277

  1. LETS BE REAL, IF EGGS GOT MUGGED SHE’D END UP WITH ANYWHERE BETWEEN 1 AND 12 NEW FRIENDS.

  2. How will Malene get up?

  3. EXTREME HANDSTAND PUSHUP

  4. Rapunzel/Eggie: I have decided to trust you.
    Flynn/Asslord: A terrible choice, really.

  5. Asslord is an expert on alley muggings. He’d also have you believe he’s an expert on a lot of things. You know what he is an expert on? Gertrude the chicken.

  6. Well, he’s honest about lying all the time, at least, that county for something.

  7. SPAM, you crack me up

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