Chapter 2 Pages 133-134
Posted on February 21, 2023 by DT Saranya

I promised you guys a Kethra key, didn't I?

Just be warned that knowing how the letters work doesn't automatically mean you can understand the words, just read them. There are probably still a couple things you can figure out from context, though. :P

Here's a better resolution zoom-in on the text of the book:

 

I don't recommending nerding out hard enough to actually learn to read this, but I know that in your shoes I totally would so if you're a fuckhead like me then knock yourself out. If anyone puts a fancy new fantasy alphabet in front of me, I will learn to read it.

17 thoughts on “Chapter 2 Pages 133-134”

  1. randomDan

    Thanks for the alphabet DT! This raises the coolness of the comic considerably in my opinion,

  2. Jelle

    Va shyreg duriv. Va kethasd.
    Adan velash da rivaris ym asht Adam velash. Ek va shyreg yl irav. Eth kiwend oj gasach nihal?a?th.
    Adan oselash mirenasd ne nela da porosd yriv. Va mirenasd akelash er hura israiv.
    Adan ugosash erdi mirenasd da pe(l/ch)ath.

  3. DT Saranya

    For those who are deciphering the text, some of the beautiful fuckers in the Discord server are currently working on figuring out words and grammar: discord.gg/dvsn7kM

  4. SPAM

    adan velash da rivaris
    ym asht. adan velash
    ek va shyren ym irav.
    eth kiwend os gasach
    nihalath.

    adan oselash mirenasd
    ne vela da porosd
    yriv. va mirenasd
    akelash er hura
    israiv.

    adan ugokash erdi
    mirenasd da
    porosd rivariv
    velath.
    IS THE WHOLE SECOND PAGE CIPHERED INTO ENGLISH LETTERS.

  5. Bútany Asmunnchér

    DT, you should check the previous comic page comments, there’s a spammer in there.

    1. DT Saranya

      Thanks for reporting!

      1. The Pasta Pastor

        No worries, and i see you added Mootilda to the character page, all is as it should be. 🙂

        1. Jessica J

          Hello, fellow Pastafarian!
          May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage! R’amen.

  6. UKnowMe

    worked on translating Kethra for like 12 hours. totally worth it.

  7. Judi Frueh

    Submit your new website to my asshole and start reaching a wider audience.

    (Comment edited due to spam)

    1. SPAM

      I LOVE WORMS
      MY FIRST WORMS GAME WAS WORMS ON THE GAME BOY BACK IN LIKE 1995/1996, ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT!
      BUT WORMS ARMAGEDDON IS WHERE I BECOME HOOKED:
      ON JULY 17TH 1999, I WALKED INTO MY LOCAL INTERNET CAFE AND DISCOVERED WORMS ARMAGEDDON WHILE MY BEST FRIEND WAS ABUSING SCIENTISTS IN HALF LIFE
      HAVING ALREADY OWNED WORMS ON GAME BOY, WITNESSING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE THE ABILITY TO PLAY WITH OTHER PEOPLE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET BLEW MY MIND, AND MY LIFE CHANGED FOREVER…
      WORMS ARMAGEDDON IS NOT JUST MY FAVOURITE GAME OF ALL TIME, IT’S A MAJOR PART OF MY LIFE.
      OVER THE YEARS I HAVE MET SOME INCREDIBLE INDIVIDUALS WHO INFLUENCED MY LIFE POSITIVELY AND DRAMATICALLY, I ALWAYS HAVE, AND ALWAYS WILL CONTINUE TO BE AMAZED, SHOCKED, AND IMPRESSED BY THIS GLORIOUS TURN BASED, INSANELY COMPETITIVE, PIXEL PERFECT GAME.

      1. Jessica J

        Worms Armageddon *IS* a great game 😁

        I wish Team 17 had kept up the creative work, and did some sweet VR or AR thing instead of going for the tired old get-rich-quick scheme of trying to do NFTs 😢

  8. Brigitte Schulze

    Hi, I sent you this message via a pigeon. He is a good pigeon named Edward.

    (comment edited due to spam)

    1. SPAM

      I FUCKING HATE GAMING LAPTOPS.
      TODAY WHEN I WALKED INTO MY ECONOMICS CLASS I SAW SOMETHING I DREAD EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES. SOMEONE HAD BROUGHT THEIR NEW GAMING LAPTOP TO CLASS. THE FORKLIFT HE USED TO BRING IT WAS STILL RUNNING IDLE AT THE BACK. I STARTED SWEATING AS I SAT DOWN AND GAZED OVER AT THE 700LB BEAST THAT WAS HIS LAPTOP. HE HAD ALREADY REINFORCED HIS DESK WITH STEEL SUPPORT BEAMS AND WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FINDING AN OUTLET FOR A POWER CABLE THICKER THAN AMY SCHUMER’S THIGH. I START SHAKING. I KEEP TELLING MYSELF I’M GOING TO BE ALRIGHT AND THAT THERE’S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. HE SOMEHOW FINDS A FUCKING OUTLET. TEARS ARE RUNNING DOWN MY CHEEKS AS I SEND MY LAST TEXTS TO MY FAMILY SAYING I LOVE THEM. THE TEACHER STARTS THE LECTURE, AND THE STUDENT TURNS HIS LAPTOP ON. THE COLORED LIGHTS ON HIS RGB BACKLIT KEYBOARD FLARE TO LIFE LIKE A NUCLEAR FLASH, AND A DEEP HUMMING FILLS MY EARS AND SHAKES MY VERY SOUL. THE ENTIRE CITY POWER GRID GOES DARK. THE CLASSROOM BEGINS TO SHAKE AS THE MASSIVE FANS BEGIN TO SPIN. IN MERE SECONDS MY WORLD HAS GONE FROM VIBRANT LIFE, TO A DARK, EARTH SHATTERING VOID WHERE MY BODY IS GETTING TORN APART BY THE 150MPH GALE FORCE WINDS AND THE 500 DECIBEL GROAN OF THE COOLING FANS. AS MY BODY FINALLY SURRENDERS, I WEEP, AS MY SCHOOL AND MY CITY GO UNDER. I FUCKING HATE GAMING LAPTOPS.

      1. Jessica J

        Dude, you don’t even want to see my gaming DESKTOP then 😈

        I had a laptop I used to take to class in high school. In the 90s 😬 (yes I’m *OLD*). It was a forklift-toted beast, and its NiCD battery pack looked like 8 D-cell batteries welded together and shrink-wrapped. Blue and white monochrome backlit LCD, 512×384 resolution. Its power brick was an actual ferrite core transformer, a beast that induced back strain just by touching it.

  9. Bridgebrain

    I love the way you handle spam, its an absolute delight to read the edits ^_^

    1. Jessica J

      Isn’t it, though? 😁

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