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before I show you my wares, which you didn't decline this time, let me impart some wisdom on you: Firstly, it is a bad idea to be so openly rude to ki...

do not be afraid. I simply wish to offer a young acolyte like yourself advice and wares in a non-shady, non-suspicious and non-threatening manner. whi...

firstly, I think we should focus on the super nice bit, but secondly, if you were to call the guard, wouldn't they just arrest you. Also don't you w...

Obviously so that you can be assured that I am not a fraud trying to steal from you. I have some fabulous wares and magic items at this time, if you w...

Hey Ivan, want to do some non-shady business with a very real cleric?

Hi I'm E.K. I am the most realest of the real clerics and you can trust me. If you pay me, I can give you a very real blessing