A place to introduce yourself, say hello, and maybe talk about yourself a little bit.
Hi, I'm DJ Saranwrap and I write the comic. Also my brain is asbestos-flavored.
I AM A SENTIENT CAN OF SPAM, ALSO I HATE SPAM, IT TASTE YUCKY.
I ALSO SPEAK RUSSIAN FOR NO REASON.
Egg and bacon
Egg, sausage, and bacon
Egg and Spam
Egg, bacon, and Spam
Egg, bacon, sausage, and Spam
Spam, bacon, sausage, and Spam
Spam, egg, Spam, Spam, bacon, and Spam
Spam, Spam, Spam, egg, and Spam
Spam, sausage, Spam, Spam, Spam, bacon, Spam, tomato, and Spam
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam, Spam, and Spam
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy, and a fried egg on top, and Spam.
Hi, I'm Wooz.
Things to know about me is that I like video games, and dressing up as a vigilante defending the local Denny's from good food.
I'm Minty!
I enjoy minty things and science. Technology hates me. I am an avid fan of causing minor problems on purpose. I have two cats who I love more than life itself.
Hi I'm Pongles
This area for rent.
Hi I'm E.K.
I am the most realest of the real clerics and you can trust me. If you pay me, I can give you a very real blessing
currently in possession of 8 souls and non of them are mine- I mean, wanna make a deal with the realest cleric for a blessing
Hi! I'm me. And you are you. Wonderful, innit?
