I think I need an adult.
Wait, that's me. Oh no.
Are you sure? I thought Malene and Rav were the adults of the group.
This area for rent.
Hey Ivan, want to do some non-shady business with a very real cleric?
What kind of business? Wait, why do you need to specify that it's "non-shady" and the cleric is "real?"
Obviously so that you can be assured that I am not a fraud trying to steal from you. I have some fabulous wares and magic items at this time, if you wanted to make a deal that is?
Please don't take offense to this. You seem super nice but I feel like I need to call the guard.
firstly, I think we should focus on the super nice bit, but
secondly, if you were to call the guard, wouldn't they just arrest you. Also don't you want to see my wares or hear my advice?
YOU SEEM NICE BUT I'M SCARED.
do not be afraid. I simply wish to offer a young acolyte like yourself advice and wares in a non-shady, non-suspicious and non-threatening manner. which you are making very difficult to do by directly antagonising me and alluding to the fact that I may be dishonorable and treacherous. I am shocked at a young cleric as yourself acting in this manner. Now, will you or wont you listen to what I have to say?
I think I need an adult.
Wait, that's me. Oh no.
before I show you my wares, which you didn't decline this time, let me impart some wisdom on you: Firstly, it is a bad idea to be so openly rude to kind strangers, it can lead to large fights, also it is good to share your money with the poor, putting you in high standings and bringing joy to the poor, like myself. That said, these are my wares.
A blessed stick, to be used as a lucky charm, also useful at keeping danger away.
A holy jar of dirt, it is well known that this jar of what seems to be ordinary dirt, is able to stop any cow attacks and ward of bovine danger.
A tub of grease, has your life been lacking in grease? Do you feel like more people need to slip up? Do you wish you could cook more bacon? By this 1 liter tub of grease.
A metal rod, rumored to help people learn and master electrical magic. I can promise it wont redirect the spells to you, just don't try it until I m gone because I don't want to be in danger
currently in possession of 8 souls and non of them are mine- I mean, wanna make a deal with the realest cleric for a blessing
Are you sure? I thought Malene and Rav were the adults of the group.
I do think they're older, but I haven't asked exact ages.
Malene is 25 and Rav's age is still a mystery. Eggie is 19, by the way.
Of the self-teachable spells, are there any spells from your new dictionary that you're most interested in learning?
Are you sure? I thought Malene and Rav were the adults of the group.
I do think they're older, but I haven't asked exact ages.
Malene is 25 and Rav's age is still a mystery. Eggie is 19, by the way.
Of the self-teachable spells, are there any spells from your new dictionary that you're most interested in learning?
Oh, good to know! Wait, how do you know that?
I haven't looked through the dictionary yet, but I know a spell exists that allows you to glide on the air. That sounds really fun, though I'm sure it's terrifying if it fails.
I think I need an adult.
Wait, that's me. Oh no.
before I show you my wares, which you didn't decline this time, let me impart some wisdom on you: Firstly, it is a bad idea to be so openly rude to kind strangers, it can lead to large fights, also it is good to share your money with the poor, putting you in high standings and bringing joy to the poor, like myself. That said, these are my wares.
A blessed stick, to be used as a lucky charm, also useful at keeping danger away.
A holy jar of dirt, it is well known that this jar of what seems to be ordinary dirt, is able to stop any cow attacks and ward of bovine danger.
A tub of grease, has your life been lacking in grease? Do you feel like more people need to slip up? Do you wish you could cook more bacon? By this 1 liter tub of grease.
A metal rod, rumored to help people learn and master electrical magic. I can promise it wont redirect the spells to you, just don't try it until I m gone because I don't want to be in danger
Wh- I...
Your wares seem really nice but I don't think I'm the right client for you. Thanks but I'm just going to back away nervously now.
Long time reader, first time poster.
What do you think of Rav? What really happened in that cave? Would you die for Mootilda to keep Eggie from crying? Are there other magic dictionaries out there that you will acquire at all cost in the pursuit of protecting Eggie from crying?
Long time reader, first time poster.
What do you think of Rav? What really happened in that cave? Would you die for Mootilda to keep Eggie from crying? Are there other magic dictionaries out there that you will acquire at all cost in the pursuit of protecting Eggie from crying?
Hi, nice to meet you!
Uhhh... caving involved a lot of bumbling around in the dark, honestly. I'm still getting used to Rav and obviously can tell that you can't believe a word that comes out of his mouth, but he seems kind-hearted and patient. He was a good teacher in the cave.
Oh gosh, I hope no one has to die! It's hard to wrap my head around "dying" for anyone because I don't think you're usually aware you're going to die even if you're putting yourself at risk, and I haven't had to think about that much. But, obviously I would want to look out for Mootilda, and Eggie seems like one of those people who would break your heart if they were crying.
Hi, If you are still open to answering questions I have two:
What is your favorite spell to cast?
What spell do you cast the most in your day to day life?
Hi, If you are still open to answering questions I have two:
What is your favorite spell to cast?
What spell do you cast the most in your day to day life?
For favorites to cast, "Ema Takeliv" is fun. It increases your arm strength for as long as you maintain it, and you can throw things around. It's not recommended to hit things with it if you can help it, though, because you can damage your arm.
I was also excited to cast Osd Elriv successfully. It took time to store up the energy necessary, so I hadn't tried to actually cast it yet for fear of losing all that time if it didn't work.
Asel Tethaiv is versatile and fun as well. It's like you can bring a painting to life, if you're good at it.
As for what I use the most in my daily life, It's vyr.
Always vyr, vyr, vyr, every day, lighting candles. I've tried using Ado Vyriv as well but ultimately that wasn't as efficient in terms of the energy used.
Long time reader, first time poster.
What do you think of Rav? What really happened in that cave? Would you die for Mootilda to keep Eggie from crying? Are there other magic dictionaries out there that you will acquire at all cost in the pursuit of protecting Eggie from crying?
Hi, nice to meet you!
Uhhh... caving involved a lot of bumbling around in the dark, honestly. I'm still getting used to Rav and obviously can tell that you can't believe a word that comes out of his mouth, but he seems kind-hearted and patient. He was a good teacher in the cave.
Oh gosh, I hope no one has to die! It's hard to wrap my head around "dying" for anyone because I don't think you're usually aware you're going to die even if you're putting yourself at risk, and I haven't had to think about that much. But, obviously I would want to look out for Mootilda, and Eggie seems like one of those people who would break your heart if they were crying.
What about the acquisition of other dictionaries to protect Eggie's smile?
Long time reader, first time poster.
What do you think of Rav? What really happened in that cave? Would you die for Mootilda to keep Eggie from crying? Are there other magic dictionaries out there that you will acquire at all cost in the pursuit of protecting Eggie from crying?
Hi, nice to meet you!
Uhhh... caving involved a lot of bumbling around in the dark, honestly. I'm still getting used to Rav and obviously can tell that you can't believe a word that comes out of his mouth, but he seems kind-hearted and patient. He was a good teacher in the cave.
Oh gosh, I hope no one has to die! It's hard to wrap my head around "dying" for anyone because I don't think you're usually aware you're going to die even if you're putting yourself at risk, and I haven't had to think about that much. But, obviously I would want to look out for Mootilda, and Eggie seems like one of those people who would break your heart if they were crying.
What about the acquisition of other dictionaries to protect Eggie's smile?
Oh, uh. The church isn't the organization that studies magic, so if we can ever make contact with the others, it'd be nice to get access to their words, as they don't always overlap with the church's.
What about q&as with all the charecters. You're the only one that has one so far.
